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Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces
Aries: Today is an excellent time to get fired from you lame ass job. If your boss isn't aware of that yet, let him or her know. When you're serious about leaving your job for a better one. This time make sure you know everything about your boss before you go and work for them.. Celebrate your success by not working quite so hard. There is no one left who still wants to work where you do. Savor the mystery of what might happen next, even if you're not so sure that you & your family might be living off of welfare for the next few years. Any financial decisions you make at this time should be well thought out and sold. Don't waste your family's time if you're not prepared to get a better higher paying job, for a Aries that is a great idea. Leaving your lousy ass boss wins over frivolity while the Moon is in Taurus."
Taurus: Are you feeling like a raging mental patient? You may not have much energy while the Moon is in your own Sign, that you may want to do something drastic like kill yourself. Get down and do it because nobody is going to stop you. This is a rare and weird moment that may never come again if you do this right. You are perfectly positioned to leap through a window. Your impulses run true. You feel dead inside anyway. Killing yourself will happen if you let it -- in fact, you might not be able to stop it. Your low energy attracts all kinds of looser's to your doorstep. Jump out a 10 story building and show everyone how it's done."
Gemini: Gemini is in for an interesting lay! Part of you wants to have sex with yourself, while the other part is slowly reminding you to attack all women that you see within your surroundings. Your instincts seem logical. You may find yourself examining women's underwear.. When fondling the possibilities, keep a realistic awareness that you may not get laid this mouth uppermost in your mind. A small event can change to a big event. Watch woman's breast as they walk. Unconscious gestures like licking your lips carry important vibes to the opposite sex. If you think sexually you're being held back, perhaps you should try stroking your rod in the other direction for a good luck charm.
Cancer: For the next few years, shared drug activities with friends will be exciting and fun. You may decide to come out of your house and you will hideout in the dark for many days, since social activities suddenly become a place to run. It seems that everything you say or do seems to attract cops into your orbit. Take a gun and hold it up to a group of friends or friendly strangers. Your mind is filled with wonderful drug ideas, that others, are only not too happy to discuss in public. Your star goes nova, filling the darkness with prison time. The people you love have now moved away. They didn't really mean that much to you now. You have the power to make everyone stoned.
Leo: If you take on the emergency broad cast system today, you may get hooked in a long buzzing sound, so choose to keep cotton in your ears while setting off the buzzer. You have to finish what you start or it might confuse the whole neighborhood. Exercise moderation when pulling the alarm buzzer, please don't announce. The damage reports are in, and repair could be expensive. Others drum their fingers impatiently waiting for you to stop, don't keep sounding off the alarm for fun as you might get killed. Your curiosity makes you feel a little hostile. Some might feel that you deserve to work for the air force, but that is only befalling for you. Don't make any sudden moves today. Trust in the emergency broadcast system to keep you safe.
Virgo: This is not a good
time to make any arrangements, and any travel plans are not favored for
this month Your hobbies will be in trying to find something new. You shouldn't
include traveling experiences. It's not advisable. Don't go out looking
to fly a jet plane. You may not come out alive. Your non- practical nature
is enhanced by the Moon in Taurus. You enter a period of having physic
visions of seeing yourself burning up in flames. Your own intuition tells
you something, so listen to it! Never before have you felt so tense and
yet so alert at the same time. Proceed with caution. An afterlife flashback
lies barely concealed within the boundaries of your subconscious mind.
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Libra: You take on smoking
alot of cigarettes today. You have a deeper problem facing you within.
Smoking too may cigarettes can be deceiving and very harmful to your health.
You could lose a lot of money if you let yourself smoke 2 cartons in one
day. Other people's behavior influences you to smoke like you have never
puffed before. You need to take some of the pressure off from a love relationship.
That will make things better for you. You can't seem to understand your
girlfriend and her mood swings, In this state of mind. You need to talk
to your counselor, or even a drill sergeant. It doesn't matter whom you
talk to, even if it's all at once. It's important that you hide all of
your smokes and booze. Save your smoking energy with a good meal.
Scorpio: Nobody wants to stand in your way, so prepare to beam yourself to another planet. You are not as important as you think you are. Your personalty could be that of an army officer with a bad attitude. Give up trying to control everyone and everything and hope for the best. You always see yourself as their worst enemy and nobody likes you very much, so step back and march froward, treat others with kindness even though this is difficult for you to do. If you don't follow this great advice expect to be alone for a very long time, in-fact you may die that way.
Sagittarius: If your pc seems to be breaking down, you seem to be having restless nights & reckless days. Then it may be high time that you look into getting your pc fixed. Accept the fact that you can't fix everything. Your whim of the moment computer fixings could leave you without a pc to play on. Don't put off having your computer looked at by a professional, until the mess you made at home is under control. Keep an open mind when trying to solve computer related problems. If your pc is not treating you well, perhaps you should buy another one.. Start out with a cheap model. Your quality of your pc depends on how much you spent on it.
Capricorn : Please don't plan anything for today. You should just stay home leaving behind a trail of clues as to where you are. Don't dress up an go out to play. You need to rap yourself up in tinfoil and strap yourself to your bed, then you need to trap yourself into sexual submission. You have no morals by now. To be truthfully honest about it. Then this being your birth sign. You don't seem to care. You lead too much of an exciting life, so now is a great time to use all of your excitement in the privacy of your own home. This will help keep your wacky moods under some kind of control. This is a time for acting out your aggressive energies within yourself. Listen to the sounds of a great Metal cd.. You move too fast for the normal world, making a lousy lay look great.
Aquarius: Feeling a bit edgy today? You may feel like sticking a pistol up some people's bung holes. Ya know the people you have to deal with on the net all damn day long! Nasty relatives and friends will tell you made up stories. Don't listen to them. You can give them something unexpected to shut them up, even if your family members are out to get you. You've known them longer than just about anyone else. You should blame them for all of your life's problems. That's much easier than forgiving them right now. Give them a taste of their own medication for once. Try to let go of your bad mood. Get out there and make trouble for all of your family members like they have done to you. That's while you're still alive.
Pisces : Don't focus too
much on the other-side. You should only do this one time, since you are
very prone to having the shit scared out of you. Yes! You will be able
to communicate properly with the dead. You will see pictures of old ghost
in your world. You try not to run down the street screaming. You should
try asking different questions then you normally ask..This might help calm
you down. Your calling up the dead will provide the answers you have been
looking for. If you're making spooky phone calls or visiting a table tipping
room. You also have the option of using one of your friends to take the
rap for you if things get out of place. You will have very unexpected things
take place in your home! The Taurus Moon shows you to be more careful in
what you wish for. You're used to seeing visions but you never not dreamed
of going this far. In this month you will find that your visions are truly
turning real. You should really try reading the tarot after this experience.
Then your ghost might go away. You may not want to go back. You might find
yourself too afraid. This is a new experience for you. Right now you should
master all new experiences. If you get too lost behind the veil, you may
find yourself not having too much fun.
