Updated March 24th 1999.
I believe there are there are 3 kinds of people
in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
I'm one of the one's who can't count or spell, so while you're reading
through this web page keep in mind spell check can only catch the easy
mistakes. I make BIG one's. (I
wonder if witches have spell check?) I would
like to make a site that is totally awesome but I don't have time to sit
around and make web sites that are as nice as some. It takes a lot
of time to build and update even a small page like mine. I have better
things to do, than sit here.....like I am now.....building this page and
talking about better things to do with my time.?..? Anyway, I do
want to make a decent site, with my pictures and information for family,
friends, friends of family and anyone who might stumble drunkenly upon
my site looking for nude photos of famous people. (I do have some but I'm
not going to put them here)
For those of you who remember the old site, you will
see some of it staying the same. Like the Forty
Below page. It still gets -40 up here and you can still do all
those fun things, so why change it?
Pictures take up a lot of memory and are probably the
hardest thing to manage on a web page. On the other hand, that's
what most people want to see and since this page is not for me but for
you, I will continue to put plenty of pictures on it.
If you've read this far, you must want to see more; so
here start the links. For those who don't know, links are the underlined
text that open new pages or pictures at other parts of the web site.
Just click on any underlined text and see what happens.
My
Digital Picture Pages are this way.
All
pictures links are located at the bottom of the page now
Do you have a tuff decision to make? Try my
Computer
Assisted, Telepathic Canine, Decision Maker. Just ask a yes
or no question, then click here
for your answer. You won't be disappointed
I wanted to start a joke page but my friend Dan already
did, so if you want to see a really funny site, visit Dan's Joke
of the week page. You can even sign up for his Joke of the Day
which will arrive to you via E-mail.
What's the weather in North Pole or where ever?
Click here to find out.
Welcome to The Weather Underground
Inc.
Check back again sometime. This page will be changing
a lot.
If you would like to send e-mail, we would like to get
it.
tork@gci.net
.
This is the bottom of the page and remember:
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!!!
